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Monthly Archives: September 2014
My Declaration of Independence from the Word “Your”
I might just want a goddamned V-8 instead of the same fucking orange juice you place in front of my cakehole every morning like I’m some kind of eating, pissing, and shitting robot. Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Divorced Parents, Navel Gazing, Punditry, Yutes
Tagged breakfast, Corn Flakes, Depends, freaks and geeks, Jean Weir, Lucky Charms, Netflix, orange juice, parents, tyranny, V-8, your
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Writers Are Terrible People
Writers are terrible people and even worse partners. You cannot depend on writers. Writers live rich and vivid lives inside of their heads and often ignore anything and anyone that interrupts their thoughts. Writers can be romantic and in the … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Navel Gazing
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